1. (via eat-my-fuck)

  2. "You’re a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, what do you have to be scared of?"

    Porkbeard (via criminalwisdom)

    (via thesefourw0rds)

  3. bepeu:

    no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

    (via thesefourw0rds)

  4. neuroatypically-speaking:

    shulamithbond:

    deepredroom:

    red3blog:

    juicyjacqulyn:

    effffffffffasinfat:

    Sounds like someone has a case of “nice guy” syndrome :P

    ugh…. gross…

    misogynists masquerading as “nice guys”

    nope and nope

    Sooooo… is the message the Nice Guy™ photoshop wizard is trying to convey that “Good Guys” are an alien species that feels entitled to invade the women’s space for its own edification, while the “Asshole” is a companion species that offers a mutually beneficial relationship?

    They may have accidentally had a moment of self-awareness.

    Pretty sure the “good guy” also eats those fish, hence why they’re avoiding him. The “asshole” doesn’t eat those fish and is pretty gentle to them, hence why they feel safe enough to hold onto them. What a nice asshole.

    I expected this post to be so bad

    And it was so good

    Accidental irony is so, so delicious.

    (Source: danishrene, via eat-my-fuck)

  5. blasianxbri:

    justafriendfanfic:

    twentytwelvefanfiction:

    rocdeez:

    😂😂😂😂😂I can’t

    LMFAOOOOOOOO!

    lmfao oh shit

    LMFAO. 

    (via thesefourw0rds)

    silvertrench:

    where do I start

    (Source: wishcave, via trianglespasm)

  6. (via drumaster802)

    (Source: larvitarr, via trianglespasm)

  7. supernovaqirl:

    anything over $10 is expensive

    (via thesefourw0rds)